Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Samy Vellu's Favourite Quotes

I am posting this because I got it in my email and it is FUNNY AS HELL! Of course, some may say hell is not funny but IF that's where he is ending up, then I am sure the devil will have a belly ache of laughs! hahahahah.

P.S. Sharwin, this is especially for you :-)


1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highwayconcessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

25 comments:

Hollow Ataraxia said...

(Giggles...)
Do you think perhaps it's one of the many reasons UTAR still wants us to take the BM paper? So that we don't make mistakes (Some deadly ones!) like what the 'man' did?
But then can't really blame him lar... Cos he majored in architecture, then took English night classes.. Didn't read anything about him studying in BM though... Hahahaha...
Those statements were the bomb!!! Hahahaha...
Maybe should enrol him in UTAR then make him take the BM paper to improve on his vocabulary and phonetics! Just kidding... He's 71 dy lar... I think his brain has reached the level of fossilization... Hahaha...

KahJoon said...

hei, did anyone saw the Ministry of Youth and Sports advertisement on Astro where the person said, "kami bukan along, kami cuma nak tolong"

dont know what is wrong with azalina! how can she approve this kind of advertisement, gives a bad image to our country. watch the ad and u'll understand. so stupid. thats y the ppl on the ground alwiz say govt is samseng, well and truly portrayed there..haih~~

KahJoon said...

hei, who's hollow ataraxia..mcm kenal oni the style of writing.

amy2kyo said...

Damn those are funny! But a total embarrassment though. BM as bahasa kebangsaan? Is this the results of it? Sigh. Shame, I feel. Maybe they need to go back to school.

hollow ataraxia - from kuantan wor? Definitely it's Michelle! Boo!

amy2kyo said...

And damn, toll hike again! and it's 10%! Wth? Any rationale to that? Grrr!

Hollow Ataraxia said...

Wei wei wei...
Hollow ataraxia is me lar... Who else sumore from Kuantan wan leh?
Hahahaha... KJ can't recognise my style of writing meh?
Hahahaha...
Anyway, haven't check out the ad yet... Where to get it from ar?
Plus, just got to know about hte toll hike! My GOD! 10% is actually a lot u know!

Oh... btw... to Dr. C
My bro's email is : run3gh0st@hotmail.com
Don't ask..been using it for years...

ViViEnNe said...

hahaha...very funny...well,you have to accept the fact that this world is still alot of these sinistic things...he really needs to be re-educated/advancement..but i guess ya,fossilisation..

KahJoon said...

mich, i can recognize la thats y i say familiar ma. the reason i ask was bcoz i wasnt sure it was you. you posted under the name michelle before this and suddenly change d now so i was wondering lo.

hei, about the toll thing, najib say no increase until the cabinet discuss it wor. i think thats just a "vote fishing" tactic lah.

amy, u want to know the rationale of the increase ar? hehe actually it's simple. shan explained it to yeevon and mich b4 i think. nvm i explain to you again.

first, there's a company that gets the contract to build highways from govt. they will sign a CONSESSION agreement with the govt where this company will build,operate and maintain the highway. they also get to charge tolls on the highway users.

initially the company will loan money from bank to finance the whole project. once done, the company have to start paying the banks d ma. so they charge tolls to get revenue and pay back the bank lo. pinjam duit from bank got interest 1 ma, that is the rationale of the toll increase lo. maintenance also increase with time. the increase is stipulated in the consession agreement 1. if no increase is given, govt have to compensate.

read Wednesday,OCT 3 edition of The Star. sumwhere in the editorial column, there's an article about toll. i totally agree with that person about allowing toll increases so that govt dont need to spend billions to compensate the consessionaires. this money could be used to build, maintain,and improve alternative routes. he also mentioned about signboards leading road users to tolls..that is so true man..road users! next time if possible dont follow the greenish colour signboards coz they lead u to toll booths..follow the blue ones instead !

anymore pertanyaan? i'm more than pleased to explain it further.

Hollow Ataraxia said...

Walao! I mean haven't confirm stuff also but there's a date dy...

They said they're gonna increase it by Jan 2008! Phew! Now that KJ told me it's still in discussion I feel a bit better.. Hahahaha...

But was just wondering... Any way that the consesionnaires can get the compensation besides increasing the toll? Rather than the gov paying them, any other ways to get thru this?

amy2kyo said...

Hmm, thanks KJ. That really explains my question marks.

But surely part of the money they collect from the toll money is being placed into their pockets, agree? That explains PLUS, which I think it's rather true.

Too much of masuk-poket activities in our country. Can't believe that they be using those money to pay the interest and maintenance.

Here's what my dad said after reading the news; "Next time we'll use the old road to Ipoh. I rather pay more for gas than feeding them. Sammy Vellu is Semi-Value." I asked why and he said "Everything done by him is only half-done.

Get what I mean? For the Bocor case and stuffs. Hahahahaha!

J-Chee said...

Kemaluan saya sangat sangat besar?! <- hahahah. Well, when i was in secondary school, my classmates used to say ppl who like tak tau malu as: TAkda kemaluan haha :P *some heard me said tat b4 eh?* hehehe. basically, wat do u say SHAME in BM? Pemaluan? or what? and you know.. sometimes... BM is kinda lack of words to express certain things.. sigh.. hence the many borrowing words from English.

However, people, be thankful,that luckily (and that explains why)Samy is not Msian PM, haha. It's even worse if those are mistakes made by the PM right? hahaha.. Like the one in the land with the very significant statue with a torch and thorns on the head haha :P *i copy the descriptions from the movie THE WILD, which i watched recently haha*

do you all got it? or should i hint you in BM - ENCIK SEMAK hehe :P

so.. i feel.. Samy wasnt so big a shame after all haha

KahJoon said...

well, definitely the consessionaires will have profits 1 ma..where got company do things for no profit..there's no way for our govt to avoid compensating the companies if govt dont let them increase toll..black and white agreement..

my suggestion is, next time when wan build higways/expressways..dont tender to other company or give consessions. govt should build it themselves..that way we wont have to face increases every now and then.

KahJoon said...

another thing, u all saw the flyover bridge underconstruction that collapsed news rite..

my god, how scary is dat.. would you still dare to drive under some of those? i have creeps everytime i drive under those..this is not the first time d..happened few tiems d..

masuk pocket too much until bahan tak cukup and structure not stable..the engineers and managers go jolly too much with the masuk pocket money till nvr supervise site..thats why this kinda things happen..

next time i should go faster when i go under these flyovers..really dont wanna be caught in a jam under these things..cant imagine the horror lah..

125z Rider said...

Lebih lah. Thanks Dr.Carmen. So we are talking abt the highway and toll. Let me see. If I remember, I said that the toll will hike up. And the structure, very good 100% tak selamat. When the JKKP do the test everything ok. My foot! You know, Mr. Samy does not know how to speaklah. This is what will happen when you let an uneducated person to be a minister. I dunno what takes for a person to qualify to become a minister.

I don't believe in our building and roads safety. You give all the road and highway contract to that "UEM". Just because it has relation with UMNO you have to make the tender an open tender. So that other construction company also can try their luck in getting the tender. What is so good about UEM builders anyway? For one, It is owned by a person in the goverment who has acess about all the tender. Secondly they are the ones who will quote the lowest rate. So senanglah the main person can sapu sikit from the money. My uncle has a tower crane company so I have seen alot of funny stuff. Its like this when you give a RM 1 million, the person responsible of the project, subs the project to a second person with 800 thousand. Then the second person subs the contract to a third person with RM 500 thousand. The third person has to find cheaper material to fit the budget plus making profit for him. Our country rite, needs to be fixed form the top. Then we can make a difference. As for Mr. Samy, he will not change lah. Go and find some info about this I have been finding some info but no time at all. It seems that Mr. Samy has a fourth mistress name Suganti Perumal a local actress. Think people!

Hollow Ataraxia said...

Hey Rider! An uneducated person doesn't necessary mean that they can't be good leaders...

But of course, like you said, it's not safe anymore ( I mean the road structures and all) and it's like we have to be extra cautious in everything now...

So what r u suggesting that we can do? Do you think that we can make a difference if things started from the top? Or should it be the other way round? Just wondering...

Btw... never get into KJ's car when he's driving these flyovers... He's gonna drive like in the speed of light! Hahaha... (Quote : next time i should go faster when i go under these flyovers)

Hahahaha...

KahJoon said...

mich u say until i am drivin damn fast ler..speed of light..hmm u're sayin that b4 this i'm driving at the speed of sound lah..haha

i wish i could man..i could be anywhere i want within minutes..

ViViEnNe said...

drive safe nt drive fast la..altho u hv 2 pass d flyover fast..eh,mistress?true anot?dun simply say eh..nanti kena...

Hollow Ataraxia said...

Hahahaha...

Maybe i should've said u drive like an F1 racer... Shouldn't have said u drive like the speed of light man... Now 'kembang' dy... hahahaha...

Ei but then right... If there has been quite a number of 'kerosakan' of these roads, then isn't anyone complaining? I mean especially the ones that use it everyday... Do they file for safety negligence of drivers of anything?

Carmen N said...

Check out this excellent piece on UEM, open tenders and govt lies in Tony Pua's blog:

http://tonypua.blogspot.com/2006/11/open-tenders.html

Carmen N said...

By the way, J-Chee... your comment about BUSH and Amerikkka... too too funny lah... I was laughing out loud in office, people thought something was wrong with me!!!

SEMAK!! hahahahahah...

significant statue with a torch and thorns on the head! hahahhahahah

Carmen N said...

About the comment by Rider about uneducated people can't be good leaders...

Well, I agree with Mich on this one because someone like Mr President SEMAK has a Yale degree but fails to speak good English in an English-speaking nation... but then again, he also got mostly C and D grades and his great comment: well, at least most Americans will know that even people with bad grades can still be President.

Yeah, Amen to that!

But the important point to remember is that when you know you are stupid, then it becomes imperative for you to have a Cabinet or a team of people in your presidential office who are MORE CAPABLE and MORE SMART than you. If everyone were stupid, then that would be a true disaster.

Hey, even George SEMAK knows that... so, he is well aware of his own deficiences and to his credit, he relies on others to do the research and tell him what he needs to know.

But in the case of our beloved Samy... everyone else around him also shares his IQ and capabilities... so.. mati lah we all!

ViViEnNe said...

yo!!what joke is that?hw cum i dunno?

KahJoon said...

viv u din get the whole thing ar..kesian..u should tune in to more international news la..

125z Rider said...

Well maybe, oklah. It does not mean uneducated people cannot be good leaders. About fixing it right, make it an open tender, why make it a top secret. For example, the contract for the second bridge to peneng is taken by UEM and a company in china. You see all the goverment porject right will fall to UEM builders. I sure some of the construction company will do the job properly. About starting from the top, sorrylah typing error baru balik dari buka crane mah! Too tired. We should start from the bottom lah. And making it an open tender is a good start.(Thanks hollow ataraxia, I dunno who are you also, anyway thank you)

Hollow Ataraxia said...

No prob!